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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it`s written in english.
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds, now is it?"
Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you`ve gone Commando a few times in your life.
Her: I love it when we finish each other`s Him: pancakes
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms