Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
I`m running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I`m in whey over my head.
The nice thing about being single is when you`re setting the silverware, it doesn`t matter which side you put the remote on.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
I only get religious when scratching off lottery tickets.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.