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Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
Theirye’re, problem solved.
I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
If you tell me you`re giving something 110% then I’m assuming the extra 10% is your stupidity.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Kim and Kanye have been married WAY longer then I expected.
Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/