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Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink.
I like my women like I like my motorcycles. Not ridden by all my friends.
Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn`t have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
what is the difference between a Fly and a mosquito? ``A fly can fly, But a Mosquito can`t mosquito``
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Life Insurance: Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money?
It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?
Sometimes I wish there was a `Build-a-Girlfriend`.
I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they`re 18.
gua suka sama kamu