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Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
That`s not how I met your mother.
It`s hard to compliment a fake person without lying.
I poured some shampoo over my speakers today and they blew up... So much for EXTRA VOLUME.
spank me, its the only way i`ll learn.
The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
I hate when I forget my sunglasses and get caught staring at a woman`s boobs for 20 minutes.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
My Life Alert bracelet says.....: I`m Just Napping
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
If I keep hitting the treadmill like I do every night, in a few weeks maybe I`ll learn to turn on the light when I get up to pee in the dark