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I saved my husband`s life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Had a blast doing my Black Friday tradition!!!! I slept!
I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
I`ve been hiding from exercise. I`m in the fitness protection program.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
Never call a woman crazy because she will say, “I’m not crazy!” and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
Life is fun! You should get one.
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
My p@nis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out
There are 2 kinds of coworkers. The ones who keep iPhone 5 chargers at their desks and the ones whose names I don`t know.