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Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
I hate Cheetos stains on my peignoir.........
If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.