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Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
Long story short, I love summaries.
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it`s Santa Claus!" so I don`t have to get up.
You can lead a horse to water but I`d rather ride it to the liquor store.
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
B!tch, please! You`re so fake, even barbie is jealous of you
I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches.