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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Recipes sound good until you realize that you don`t have $846 worth of spices in your house.
My hand is stuck in a Pringles can. I`ll just leave it there. I`m not hiding who I am anymore.
Iām pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!
Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
You the bomb" "No you the bomb" A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven`t even seen me in bed yet.
Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
When you are a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since I last saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.