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When you called me a b*tch, did you mean it as an insult or a compliment?
Dear Mother-in-Law, Do not tell me how to handle my child, I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
I`m still kinda pissed that they never did tell us how to get to sesame street
Is there another word for synonym?
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It`s a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
"Does this dress make me look fat?"-- Now, what I SHOULD have said was, "No, dear! You are little black dress approved!" but what came out was, "When did your bum move to the front?"
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes
I`m old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about