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I have decided to stop doing things "Like a Boss" and will now do things "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy."
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
Me- We need eggs. Hub- How many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.
Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses.
Why do they write PIZZA all over the box? What else could possibly be in there???
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her, calm down, it`s not what you think...
I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
If a man says you`re ugly, he`s being mean. If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s jealous. If a little kid says you`re ugly, then you`re ugly.
I like to go to the bathroom with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.