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Smooth move.........ExLax
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
I hope I never go to jail because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2001
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
A gay man is just one colonoscopy away from foreplay
If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....