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Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
My wife has a thing for bringing injured animals home... I think she should just stop driving.
Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
about love
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
My friend bought some new floral underwear today. I asked her why she bought `floral` underwear to which she replied "its in memory of all the faces that have been buried there".
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I`d be SO skinny!