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Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things off high shelves.
Some people need to calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on.
If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
Do you know what this house is missing? A box of $#!+, Let`s get a cat.
Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?