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Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
That Awkward Moment when you Greet you Brother on some random website. Brett to Daniel. sup Lerch!
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Women aren’t that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve.
Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
"Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night… So I said I had a headache.
If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don’t need it to add up all the ladies you get….
It`s not karma, you`re just an idiot.
I have no idea what swag is, but I`m fairly certain what I have is the opposite of whatever it is.
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things