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If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
Life is not a garden so quit being a hoe
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
I hate it when chicks wear pink camo. I`m like, "girl" where you hiding? Candyland?
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
Euphoria....the feeling you get when you finally beat "that" level on Candy Crush.
Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
I`d bite my nails less if there wasn`t always chocolate frosting under them.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.