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Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!
If you think this status is funny someone you hate will step on a lego.
The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
"Ho, Ho, Ho!" -Santa Claus/Pimp, doing a head count.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
I like it like that
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
It`s not working. I`ve napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
Like a stoned man once said, I can`t remember.
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver’s seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
I just finished writing an article on "How To Improve Your Memory"- But I forgot where I kept it!!
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
Time to get Star Spangled hammered. Happy 4th you crazy Americans.
Doctor told me to lose some weight, and suggested walking.So no more drive through taco bell. Now I park 5 spaces away and walk in
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360