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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
You Are The Reason My Middle Finger Was Created.
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
Most people who think I`m a nice person have no idea that I`d trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza.
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
Some people should come with subtitles.
I try and inspire at least one person everyday to leave me the f*ck alone.