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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground, so I threw my fries on the ground too.
Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
What I do when I black out is none of my business.
I`m going to get one of those "My Family" stick figure decals for the back of my car. It`s going to be me, a bottle of whiskey, and a pizza.
What if pay-phones are disappearing so they can keep us in the matrix?
I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti! I just want a future archaeologist to have a great day!
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out
Was the little pig who built his house out of straw some sort of idiot?
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!