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I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed.
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
"Don`t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there`s really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
Do you really have to breath that much?
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons!