Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
As a man, EVERY month is `Breast Awareness Month` for me.
I send more time looking for porn than actually watching it.
BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
Some of my ideas are about as profitable as selling YOLO T-Shirts at a Reincarnation seminar
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
Making mirrors look good, since 1972
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don`t treat every burrito with the utmost respect
Don`t get out of bed, it`s a trap.
If guns don’t kill people, but people kill people, then doesn’t that mean that toasters don’t toast toast, but instead toast toasts toast?