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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I don`t believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
You`d think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I`ve been drinking.
I`ve noticed more and more little kids with cell phones and social networks. What does a kindergartner have to tweet about? "I`m getting better at drawing in the lines!" #cantwaitforstorytime
If I rapped I would have to start doing way more stuff because only so many things rhyme with couch.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Don`t judge. Maybe I`m conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don`t know.
Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, Iām going back to bed.
I hope you all have a prosperous New Year ... I may have to borrow money.
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.