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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
I only drink alcohol because there aren`t enough ways to eat it.
Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You`re welcome!!! ;)
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
I don`t think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we`re both pointing at the same tornado.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
You bring a baby monitor to the bar one time and everyone freaks out.