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There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren’t invited to.
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
This would be a "Good Morning!" status update, but it`s not, because morning sucks.
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
Sarcasm is a dominant gene in my family.
You ever want to just grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?
gua suka sama kamu