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Dear guys: Women don`t want pictures of your d!ck. Maybe try sending a screenshot of your bank statement and see where things go.
That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
Nothing says you`re ugly like Facebook asking, "are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?"
A sofa is a vacation for your a$$...
This town has more white trash in it than a dumpster behind a paper plate factory
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
Is "blowjob" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards. -Bfanch
The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
It`s so cold outside you can see your farts.
I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.