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The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
Slut: desirable woman who has sex with someone other than yourself.
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
I don`t like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
I do not argue, I explain why I’m right.
wants to rock and roll all night
Be careful when you`re watching a movie with your wife. You`re gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does.
This isn`t a bakery. We don`t sugarcoat sh!t