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Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
How come when a girl has sex with everyone she`s a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he`s my boyfriend
My friend works at a rubber dog poop factory. He`ll never get rich, but he makes doo.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
Right before I die, my last words will be, "I left a million dollars in the........
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
If your girlfriend says she`s going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall...You might be dating my wife.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus