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I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
I’m pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!
It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
The truth is, men put the lids on jars that tight so you’d need us, we’re not that stupid.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
I`m placing myself in "time-out" until I`m able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
It would be great if there was an app that deletes your phone number from other people`s phones.
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
Tieam... problem solved