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My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
Nuclear physicists can be lots of fun. They`re often referred to as the half life of any party.
I am used but in good condition.
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
My blood hound was just attacked by a Crip hound.