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The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
I don`t care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
Key to a great marriage ... Lack of imagination.
No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.
Hello...
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
I`m laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I`m in "downward facing chalk outline".
I was at a nice restaurant tonight and accidentally left out a loud fart. 4 people turned around. For a minute, I thought I was on "The Voice".
Relationship Tip for men: When a woman says, "Correct me if I`m wrong but...."Don`t do it!! It`s a trap!! DO NOT, I repeat, do not correct that woman!!!
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn`t seem so bad now.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.