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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you`re nuts.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
I`ve been single so long now I don`t remember what it`s like for someone to be mad at me for something I didn`t even know it did!
When one door closes another one opens. Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store?
A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, `What would Jesus do?`, so I turned it into wine ... Well, I bought wine.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis
i dont have drain bramage.