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Pizza is my favorite winter activity
You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
I don`t remember anything that happened, but I may have had a drink or two...
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.
Don`t pick on Aquaman! The crime rate underwater is pretty damn low the last time I checked.
Nothing says "I`m unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
Not to brag, but I still owe Blockbuster $2.00 for not rewinding Weekend at Bernies.
I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.
Facebook Proves: That if Family had the Option... they`d Delete ya.