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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
I take a large amount of pride in always being prepared for a nap.
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting . . . I nearly couldn’t finish my sandwich.
Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
My internet went down. By which I mean my neighbors changed their password.
I’m starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
Buying an airline ticket is like paying shipping and handling for yourself.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
Newton`s third law of emotion. For every male action there is a female overreaction.
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.