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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
It would be great if there was an app that deletes your phone number from other people`s phones.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot. I didn`t even know I had a wife.
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.
I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.