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Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of drunk me.
The best way to a woman`s heart is by saying three words - You lost weight.
I get my cardio from caffeine...
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I`ll be watching you. - Dog
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I don`t know where I belong.
I`m angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday
People without kids: I`ll never yell at my kids ... People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD, JUST WALK!
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.