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Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist
I wonder how many people die each year from lifeguards running in slow motion?
We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality.
I don`t know what is longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
That awkward moment when a homeless person walks up to you at a Coinstar machine.
I`m leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I`m sobering up.
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
I`m so good, I scream my own name out during sex.
I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
The person next to me just farted.. Does this mean my lungs are full of his poo particles -.-