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my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
Sometimes I run toward people & expect them to know that I want them to do the Dirty Dancing lift but they never know and I slam into them.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
These Jehovah`s Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
How Big is Infinity?
You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn`t stolen.
I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
Nothing says " My divorce didn`t go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
is ready to have one too many!