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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
I eat bananas with a fork, so I don`t look gay.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
I didn`t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it`s not their own.
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.