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Before the internet I used to like people.
I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
My goal today is to lose this hangover and earn another
*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
I saw a midget carrying a tv to his car today. I said "hey, would you like some help with that plasma?" He said "f*ck off asshole, it`s an IPad!"
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
Of all the advice given to me over the years, “There really is no bad time for a beer” has proved to be the most helpful.