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Is there anyone called Phillip here? I found your screwdriver.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
When I was six, my dad threw me into the pool thinking I would instantly learn to swim. I probably would if it had water in it.
That moment when you wake up at 2 o`clock a.m and remember how crappy that after earth movie was and you go back to sleep immediately
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
I am not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster ?
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life ... Avoiding them