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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad.
I’m not stealing my neighbor’s WiFi…their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it`s an intervention.
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
Nothing says love like hearing a toilet flush on the other end of the phone.
I can think of other ways to eat fresh, but I`ll settle for this subway sandwich.
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.
I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...`That looks tasty, I`m gonna eat that.`