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Checked myself for ticks ... but I didn`t hear anything.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
No one appreciates the special genius of your conversation like the dog does
Sober me makes plans and drunk me cancels them. Its a good system.
If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I`d be in fantastic shape.
So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don`t like being that guy holding two purses.
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
When will they start calling marijuana dispenseries grass stations?