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Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
Love makes the world go `round, but alcohol makes it spin.
If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
You don`t look like 200 likes in person
I think a good gauge of my personality is that I watch Homeland to relax.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you`re good with grammar you`ll get it.
Sometimes one middle finger isn`t enough to let someone know how you feel. That`s why we have two hands.
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
I don`t have a drinking problem. If anything, I`m TOO good at it.
I would know if I was insane, the voices would tell me.
I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars.