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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching `Night at the Roxbury.` "Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?"
If the shampoo and conditioner in her shower are not the same brand GET THE F*CK OUT, SHE`S A MAN!
Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
When my girlfriend texted me "I`m enjoying 5 guys in bed" I was quite surprised to arrive and find no hamburgers
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?
The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs.
Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL
If you’ve been naughty… go to your room. If you want to be naughty… go to mine.
Never go on a blind date with a friend! She was so big when i took her home she went to my backyard and started grazing.
I think girls secretly enjoy putting guys in the friend zone