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Almost time for my nightly foursome......... Me, my bed, my pillow and my blanket! What the hell were YOU thinkin` you perv!!!!!!
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering "You look fat in those pants".
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
I still dunno why they say cats have 9 lives. My cat only eats & sleeps all day long. It has no life at all!
Let`s share...you take the grenade and I`ll take the pin.
Scared some Jehovah`s Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I`m not sure what scared them more, me being totally naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly