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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
I am currently watching the Holy Grail of horror movies. There are 10 minutes left and the black guy is still alive.
I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
I farted on my wallet. Now I have gas money
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
When I get married I plan on introducing my spouse as my ex-fiancé just to mess with people.
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......