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I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up.
I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I`ll be watching you. - Dog
When my girlfriend texted me "I`m enjoying 5 guys in bed" I was quite surprised to arrive and find no hamburgers
My To-Do list for today is just a bunch of things I wanna eat.
I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
I just spent a lot of time trying to form a thought when it would`ve been easier to just say, "F*ck it."
I`m telling you, Godzilla must have feet made of steel. I step on a Lego and can`t walk for a month.
If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple `Thank you.` is all I need! Not all this `How did you get in my house?` business!
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?