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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I`m going to need those back.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
Hey, if it doesn`t work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot.
ROFL!!ā¦.. LOL jk iām still in my chair.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.