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What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
I woke up this morning and my "check liver" light was on.
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
1: Say "Unh! 2: Mumble three spanish words. 3: list four cities. You just made a Pitbull song.
If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
So does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won`t share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is.