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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider`s web.
When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
Im still waiting for Anheuser-Bush to name a beer "responsibly" so i can drink it!
There`s actually a website designed to simulate what it`s like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it`s called MySpace.
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.