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"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can´t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ... I sent it anyways.
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago
Sometimes, I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver!
Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.
Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass.
lol I rotfl
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
My illusion of having the Force is crushed the minute the remote is slightly out of reach.
In retrospect, I suppose "harder" wasn`t the best choice of a safe word.
And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.