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I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
I don`t hate you, but if you we`re drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you`re ignorant and make bad decisions.
Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today`s kids who don`t remember when we had jungles. Or books...
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things