Daily Silly Status

All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)

IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.

Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.

I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.

So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! ..By driving away and not leaving a note.

Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.

It`s only a 4 way stop if each driver can read

I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.

Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?

Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.

I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."